…and other jingles
Listed alphabetically by product name.
Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
What kind of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks.
Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs.
Armour Hot Dogs!
The dogs kids love to bite!
B
We love Clanky, Clanky the spaceman.
He can do a lot of things nobody else can.
We just squeeze him (squeeze noises)
And he makes our milk all chocolaty…
Chocolaty…
We love Clanky, Clanky the spaceman.
He can make a sundae like nobody else can.
We just squeeze him (squeeze noises)
And he makes ice cream all chocolaty…
Chocolaty…
It tastes like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
I want my Cocoa Marsh!
Cocoa Marsh brings you lots of fun!
Yummy, yum, yummy, yum, yummy, yum, yum!
The chocolate flavor’s best by far.
An exciting new gift in a large size jar!
Cocoa Marsh brings you lots of fun!
Yummy, yum, yummy, yum, yummy, yum, yum!
I’m cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!
Candy-coated popcorn, peanuts and a prize. That’s what you get in Cracker Jack!
If it isn’t a Duncan, it isn’t a yo-yo!
Just for the fun of it!
The wildest, wackiest, most wonderful magnetic chase game yet!
- Oh, the possibilities!
- Play, Laugh, Grow.
Combat at its kookiest!
Oot-fray, Oops-lay! Follow my nose, it always knows!
The world’s largest comic book.
Look at Gilbert toys first…they last!
The Game of Spend a Million: Losers strike back!
Two teens in one!
A roly-poly chime toy that floats.
It’s a wonderful toy! It’s Ideal!
J
The best to you each morning.
It’s Kenner. It’s fun!
Moms depend on Kool-Aid like kids depend on Moms.
It’s a new toy every day.
Big trains for little hands.
They’re magically delicious!
The milk chocolate melts in your mouth – not in your hand.
One of many Marx Toys. Have you all of them?
We sell more cars than Ford, Chrysler, Chevrolet, and Buick combined.
You can tell its Mattel, it’s swell!
I want my Maypo!
Milton Bradley makes the best games in the world.
A nice, ruthless, money-hungry, family game.
Mr. Bubble gets you so clean your mother won’t know you!
The joyful toy of 1001 faces!
It’s something to do with your brain.
O
It’s only a game–isn’t it?
- More than play.
- Learning while playing.
- Home kindergarten.
- Playthings with a purpose.
The most provocative game of words since the invention of the alphabet.
Q
Every boy wants a Remco toy…and so do girls.
Bank shots…angle shots…trick shots abound in this sizzling action game.
Who walks the stairs without a care
and shoots so high in the sky?
Bounce up and down just like a clown,
everyone knows its Slinky.
The best present yet to give or get
The kids will all want to try.
The hit of the day when you’re ready to play,
everyone knows it’s Slinky.
It Slinky, it’s Slinky for fun it’s the best of the toys.
It Slinky, it’s Slinky. The favorite of girls and boys.
Live in your world, play in ours.
How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie-Roll center of a Tootsie-Pop? The world may never know.
I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid!
Where the fun comes from!
Silly Rabbit! Trix are for kids.
The doll that stands up!
V
Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down.
The magnetic walking wheel.
The puzzle innovators.
Moving across the landscape, overrunning all obstacles as inexorably as the Future itself, these amazing, efficient and powerful automatons have but one purpose – to serve their masters at work and play!
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